| No wonder kids are such vaginas these days. |
[29 Feb 2008|12:42am] |
Saw this and it reminded why I hate people.
Most kids are going to grow up to be a vag. Because no one allows them grow up, no one let's them learn for themselves, no one gets any discipline, and no one teaches them not to be a pussy.
Know what I heard a mother say in the mall yesterday? Her son was acting up in a store, and she said to him, "If you don't cut it out, I'm going to look at you sternly."
WHAT KIND OF TREAT IS THAT? WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT. Oh no, not a stern look, anything but that. Disciplining your kids is not abuse, you're not beating them, you're teaching them obedience. Every living thing can be taught something in the same way: Negative reinforcement. And what works best? Pain. Everything can learn not to do something that causes pain. But saying no TV for an hour? Big fucking deal. But hippies have to go and ruin everything for everyone. Ever.
It's sad that's I'm going to be saying to my grandkids "Back in my day, fun wasn't illegal yet."
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| Studying makes you fat. |
[29 Feb 2008|12:39am] |
Not video games. Not TV. Studying.
Stuyding is boring. Gotta eat when you study. Everytime I try to study, the food over there keeps calling me. Being more interesting. More delicious. Right now, I don't care who discovered where amino acids attach on tRNA. I don't. I really don't.
TV? Too distracted to think about food all that much. Maybe a little, but not all that much.
Now video games. Most video games need both your hands on the control. Food, or defeating the evil security gaurd trying to take you back for animal testing? A person has their priorities. And when you're having fun, you don't think about the food as much.
If schools are so worried about kids getting fat, everything should be taught in video game form.
And song. Everyone learns better with songs.
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| "Vegimatarians" |
[29 Feb 2008|12:34am] |
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If you say you're a vegetarian, but still eat chicken or fish... THEN YOU'RE NOT A VEGETARIAN JESUSTAPDANCINGCHRIST. I don't understand that logic. "Fish isn't meat". Wtf?! HOW?! What the HELL would make you think that?
Dictionary.com's definition of meat:
1. the flesh of an animal used for food
8. slang: penis
True story.
Beef comes from a cow. That makes it meat, right? Why not chicken? Chicken = poultry. Poultry = meat. If a equals b and b equals c, then a and c are also equal. Simple algebra. Poultry is sold in the meat section, right next to the pork usually, if I'm not mistaking. You don't sell not meat in the meat section. Except buns, but meat and buns are good friends (lol).
I hear the fish one more though. Fish comes from (oh snap here we go...) a fish. A surprise, no? You know. Alive, swimming in the sea, living, eatin’, poopin’, all that good stuff? Kill it to eat it? Take out all it’s skin and muscle and fry dat shit up? Mm-hmm. I think that qualifies it as meat.
I don’t see how it coming from a different animal makes it not meat. What are you saying? Only mammals get to be meat? Fishes and chickens aren’t good enough? They down there on the scale of plants? You saying because fish are cold-blooded, they aren't alive? What? Can't lay eggs to be considered worthy of the meat term? Is it because mammals drink milk, which also happens to be white? That's it, isn't it?
That’s racist man.
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| Sadly not mine |
[17 Jan 2006|11:19am] |
Sadly, these rants are not mine, but I love them and agree with them fully.
Both have been written by a boy named Fletcher, who is in one of my cults on VampireFreaks. The boy makes very good points. I'd pat him on the head if I could.
( Racism and emo kids )
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1 lie;YOU SPEAK LIES!
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| President Bush. |
[17 Jan 2006|11:12am] |
Now, this small rant my get some people very, very angry, but that's ok. I'm not on here to be fake and please the whole damn world. You don't like it, too bad. Cry.
Now to my rant. Which kinda turned into an essay x_X
( I don't get it )
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5 lies;YOU SPEAK LIES!
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